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I'm going to kill Lacero, regardless of what you all do. With a giant hammer.
*ulp*
Wait jozline I need to change my choice!OK, yall have a few hours left. Not sure if I'll have a chance to do results tonight but will asap.
Supa-green!Dasquian has a plan. Dasquian has a very good plan. It has been very well thought-out, and meticulously planned for some months now. He'll get them. He'll get them all.
Meanwhile, Lacero sits in the middle of his room, twiddling his thumbs. He's quite bored really.
Wallsy has sent off for an Acme Giant Hammer and is definitely up to no good. He gets the phone book out and looks up Lacero's address, while Mono heads to the shop to buy a nifty forklift.
Dasquian gets his tools out. They're very specific tools, for a very specific job.
<cut to Lacero, twiddling thumbs>
Wallsy's hammer arrives just in time for him to pay Lacero a little visit before dark. He sure hates having to drive in the dark. That's soooo dangerous, you know. Having set off for his trip, he passes Mono on the highway who throws his head back and cackles wildly, following Wallsy off into the sunset...
Dasquian has readied his tools and is just about to use them for his own naughty gain, when he remembers his 2
0 appointment. Damn! He should have left 20 minutes ago! Just then, Hi Colonic hops in, wearing a bunny suit, and switches the sign on a nearby tree from "Wabbit Season" to "Duck Season".
Lacero is twiddling his thumbs when he notices a commotion nearby outside. Wallsy pulls up, tires screeching, with Mono right on his tail, parking nearby. Mono decides that dropping something really heavy isn't enough for this guy, we need something really, really heavy...like Wallsy and his giant hammer. He readies his forklift. Lacero looks up curiously, then steps over to the door to investigate and is immediately crushed into pancake form, by not one, but two huge objects all at once.
As Dasquian gasps with the realization that he looks an awful lot like a duck, a nearby hunter named Elmer comes by and blows a huge hole through his head with a 12-gauge shotgun.Survivors:
Hi Colonic
Wallsy
MonoDeaded:
Dasquian
LaceroChoices:
Wallsy:
I'll kill Lacero with a giant hammer.
Hi Colonic:
Hello!
Can I kill Dasquian, please, because he looks like a duck. And it's Duck Season.
Lacero:
I will do nothing.
Mono:
I'll kill Lacero by dropping something really, really heavy on him.
Dasquian:
Supa-green!I'm going to do nothing by being late to submit a choice
You have until this time on Friday night to submit your choices
Supa-green!
(It is currently almost 9pm on Tuesday night here) If I get them ealier I will try to do it before then, but things are super hectic right now.Hooray!
- CommentAuthorHi Colonic
- CommentTimeAug 3rd 2007
Shit. Nearly missed this. Watch out boys, here I come!
Alright guys, I'm back and working on them. Sorry for the delay! Real life strikes again!
Supa-green!Riiiiiing Riiiiiiing Mono calls Wallsy, with a wonderful idea! "Hey, Wallsy, you know how we ganged up on poor Lacero last night and completely obliterated him?"
"Yeah, sure I do, what's up?"
"Well, I was thinking...let's team up again....only bigger and better!!
"Let's do it!"
Later that day they meet at the hardware store. Wallsy needs to replace something. Mono needs to make a new purchase.
Hi Colonic sits alone in his house. Hmmmmm...I think I'll have some cheese...
Mono and Wallsy show up at Hi Colonic's house, drooling with the chance to kill again. Ah, it'll be so beautiful! so poetic!
Hi Colonic gets out his cheese hand (yup, just like a cheese wheel, only hand-shaped, don't ask) and some small crackers. He plops on the couch to munch on them when he hears someone at the door.
The dasterdly duo bust through the door, Wallsy sporting an even larger hammer than before, Mono wielding a really, really spiky mace, ready to set him straight Olde Schoole!
As Wallsy strikes, Hi Colonic is so shocked that he quietly begins to choke on his mouthful of cheese, but when Mono's mace weighs down his face, it dislodges the cheese, which flies into Mono's gaping mouth, but also forces Hi Colonic's body to fly forward, and the Hand of Cheese he was holding to fly across and lodge its' middle finger down Wallsy's throat.
It was all very exciting.And after a while Mono was all that was left.
So he finished chewing the cheese and swallowed.
Yummmmm.Mono wins!
Mono:
I'll kill Hi Colonic by dropping something really, really spiky on him.
Hi Colonic:
Morning!
Wallsy, dead, please. By the Hand Of Cheese.
Wallsy:
Supa-green!I'll kill Hi Colonic. With an even larger hammer.
- CommentAuthorHi Colonic
- CommentTimeAug 4th 2007
hey, you guys?
YOU'RE FUCKERS.
- CommentAuthorHi Colonic
- CommentTimeAug 4th 2007
Who's running #12?
hehehe that was classic though...their teaming up both times...classic, I tell ya!
Supa-green!Now I don't know which of them to kill in RAF 12...
- CommentAuthorHi Colonic
- CommentTimeAug 5th 2007
Mayeb I should run 12, and kill them all as Mod.
Anyone object? (to the bit about me running it...)
Mmmm, cheese.
PS. Hahaha. Losers!
Thanks for running, Jozline - next time I will have my terrible, terrible revenge. And HC, you called shotgun, go for it ;p
*checks*
How am I going to get my revenge on HC if he is modding it
Everyone is loving the big funny joke.
- CommentAuthorHi Colonic
- CommentTimeAug 6th 2007
Dunno what I'm thinking about. I'm away on holiday from Thursday for a fortnight, so... I'll do one later.
Dasquian, I nominate you.
bah thats 3 days. easily enough time for me to win.