Sign up now. We'll play this at break neck speed. People failing to submit a choice will get a random one. Deadlines will be imposed.

Lacero, Jozline and Dasquian, you're assumed in already.

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Kill Mono! It'll work this time for sure!

(except I'm suspicious that HC only automagically added me in so he could mod kill me...hrmmmm)

Fast. Sign up closes at midnight, choices to be in within 24 hours.

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Mono shall die.

Why not? /in.

Results 24 hours from now.

Well, what have we here?
Mono is putting up bunting (black), and laying out cakes and sandwiches (black). He's having a Death Party. He's sent invites to everyone, but only Dasquian comes. Dasquian gives him a present, which Mono unwraps. It's a new jumper. While Mono puts it on, Dasquian nicks the wrapping paper and tape and strangles Mono, who collapses to the floor. Dasquian celebrates by eating a cake. It's poison. He falls down dead. Mono opens his eye, checks the surroundings, and laughs at the corpse of Dasquian.

Other guests start to file in. Next is Araltaln, who comes in, spots the violence and sits quietly reading a book.

Jozline and Carmine arrive together on Carmine's shiny new ride on mower, followed by a bunch of schoolkids. Jozline spots Araltaln, runs over and slams his head in the book, killing him dead. It was a massive book, OK? Her school children friends jump up and down on the corpse, making sure he's well and truly ex-Araltaln. Carmine doesn't like this. She's a neat and tidy person. A gentle, kind soul. Soft and puppy like. So, to even up the Ying and Yang, she runs Jozline over on her Honda ZX2000 motor mower. The remains of Jozline are picked up in the handy clippings box on the back. No mess here!

Lacero and Wallsy are, predictably, last to arrive. but, no matter, there's plenty of buffet for all! They head to the punch and the pasta salad. Wallsy grabs a handy spork from the buffet table and turns on Lacero. Lacero looks shocked. Hurt, even. No fair! Here, have a cigar, and we can talk this over like the old mates we surely are?

Wallsy thinks he has time for a cigar before the multitool based murder of his nearest and dearest, so lights a cigar from Lacero's box, and puffs away gently. Until it explodes, leaving bits of Wallsy splattered all over Carmine, Mono and Lacero.

Carmine, Mono and Lacero survive, the other do not.

Das - Kill whoever signs up next with a sellotape garotte (Mono).
Wallsy - Kill Lacero with a spork.
Araltaln - do nothing by reading a book
Jozline - Kill Araltaln which unruly school children.
Lacero - Exploding cigar based suicide trap
Mono - Suicide Death Party (Let's hope someone comes)
Carmine - Kill Jozline by running her over with a mower.

Choices please! I fly today, so time limit extremely flexible. If you don't hear from me here in 48 hours, I'll text Das to let you know!

well one of us does, you can't kill us both

PS Wallsy ASPLODE!

He can if you both attack him and he lays a trap